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Alexander Iguanodon

How does an herbivore, orphan, son of an ornithopod and a reptile, dropped in the middle of a forgotten spot in Pangea by providence, impoverished in squalor, grow up to be a dino and a brawler?

The 3 ton founding father without a father, got a lot farther by working a lot harder, by being a two-leg walker, by being a lot longer, by 30 feet, they placed him in charge of the drinking water.

And every day while leaf eaters were being slaughtered and carted away and eaten raw, he struggled and kept his guard up. Inside he was longing for something to be a part of, the dino was ready to beg, steal, borrow, or barter.

Then an asteroid came and devastation reigned, my man saw his future come crashing down like rain, put his thumb-spike to his temple, connected it to his walnut brain, and he wrote his first refrain a testament to his pain.

Well, the word got around they said, "This dino’s insane man!" Took up a collection just to send him to mainland. Find the Great Valley don’t forget from whence you came, and the world’s gonna know your name. What’s your name, man?

Alexander Iguanadon

My name is Alexander Iguanadon

And there’s a million places I haven’t gone,

But just you wait, just you wait.


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