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A Dragon Ranks the Funniest Things to Ever Happen on Earth

The following is a list of the things that I feel are the funniest to ever happen on your pathetic planet. The list does not include scenes from movies or tv or anything like that. If it did, it would probably be dominated by Borat or something. I'm not here to give much insight on any of this, but rather just to compile a bunch of funny shit.


#18- Leeroy Jenkins

This World of Warcraft plan gone wrong is probably the funniest, most infamous moment in gaming history.










#17- The Concept of Rickrolling


Starting back in 2007, Rickrolling entered Earth's zeitgeist. Based on a video for the 1987 song, "Never Gonna Give You Up," by Rick Astley, this greatest-of-all-memes involves tricking people into watching the video in countless different ways. Often someone is given a link to click, such as Grand Theft Auto 4 Trailer, but when the person clicks the link, it takes them to this music video. Not so funny in the explaining, but hilarious in the execution.



#16- Grape Lady Falls


Being a dragon, I am never one to shy away from a little schadenfreude, especially when it makes me laugh uncontrollably. I love the sound she makes, but the cut back to the in-studio crew cracks me up, too.







#15- The Original Moon Hoax


Beginning on August 25, 1835, the New York Sun published a series of six articles describing observations of the moon made by the most powerful telescope ever made. The moon, the article stated, was rich with fantastical life, including unicorns, bipedal beavers, and man-bats. The man-bats were said to have worshipped in triangular temples.


The thing is, this is all true. The funny part is how a secret cabal on Earth has since played this off as a hoax and hidden the truth from you all.





#14- Zombie Kid Likes Turtles


He knows what he likes.












#13- Fish People!


I don't get caught up in human politics, but this is great. It kind of reminds me of The Comedian from The Watchmen.


Me being a damn near all-knowing, all-powerful dragon, I can verify this "fantastical" account as 100% true. You guys really are screwed.





#12- Laddergoat



Another great moment in gaming history. I could listen to this guy laugh all day.


On a side note, that goat looks delicious.








#11- The Butt Fumble


There aren't a lot of truly hilarious sports moments. This may be the funniest one. Thank you, Mark Sanchez, for this truly great moment in sports history.








#10- Boom Goes the Dynamite!


Keeping it sports themed, this sportscaster makes the list. But even I have to cringe a bit at this one. Schadenfreude is great, but damn...


Favorite line:

"Passes it to the man."






#9- The Concept of Fainting Goats


Myotonic goats have a genetic condition which makes them lock up and "faint" when frightened. It's a hilarious concept.


I prefer the fear response from the goat-like creatures in my world called skienoxes, which are my favorite food. They excrete these fear secretions that are just to-die-for.




#8- "Ain't Nobody Got Time For That!"


I am not a big fan of humans, but this lady is great. I actually can't help myself, I love her cheerful disposition.









#7- The War of the Worlds

Originally produced as a radio program in 1938, The War of the Worlds tells of an alien invasion of Earth. The funny thing about it is that it caused a massive, widespread panic throughout the United States by people who thought what they were hearing on their radios was true and actually happening in real time. Stupid humans.


And sure, this isn't exactly true, and was likely blown way out of proportion, but we should never let the truth get in the way of a good story.









#6- Bomb Threat


Everything about this amuses me.











#5- Screaming Sheep


I listened to all 10 hours of this and loved every second of it!










#4- Put the Team on His Back


This guy needs to be signed on to announce NFL games immediately!










#3- Pinky the Cat


More schadenfreude! Gods this is funny!


Favorite quote:

"He's a very loving cat."








#2- Monkey Sniffs Finger, Falls Out of Tree


This is probably the single greatest moment ever captured on film.









#1- Four Seasons Total Landscaping


Like I said before, I stay out of Earth politics. But this is funny as shit, I don't care who you are.


A quick explanation: after the presidential election of 2020 (what a great year!), the Trump campaign held a press conference to discuss legal challenges to election results in Pennsylvania. The sitting President of the United States tweeted about it, at first being confused about the actual conference location. Instead of being at the Four Seasons, a luxury hotel, the press conference was mistakenly booked at the business location of Four Seasons Total Landscaping, a small landscaping company situated between a crematorium and a porn shop. Not even The Onion could have thought up something this ridiculous and perfect. This is, objectively, the funniest thing to ever happen in the history of your planet. This day (November 7th) should be immortalized and celebrated every year. I have created a memory aid so you won't forget:


Remember remember the 7th of November,

The Four Seasons Total Landscaping mess.

I see no reason that the Four Seasons,

Should fade from our consciousness.



Honorable Mention


Shameless Plug.


Another funny thing that happened is when the United States government conjured me to a secret Site in the Pacific Northwest to try and use me in their military. The idiots underestimated my power, though, and shenanigans ensued.


You can read about it in this book. The author is a total hack, but the parts with me in it are pretty good.